The current weather conditions have really affected our churches. You know that it's dry when the Baptists are sprinkling, the Methodists are using a damp cloth, and the Presbyterians are issuing rain-checks.A mother was teaching her three-year-old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as the child carefully enunciated each word right up to the end. "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail. Amen."
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